The lighter side

Definitions supplied by Paul Dixon:- Adult Education - a strenuous effort to learn stuff that bored you when you were young enough to profit from it. Bride - a woman who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband carries her across the threshold. Career Girl - a woman who gets a man's salary without marrying one. Clever Girl - a woman who knows how to give a man her own way. Education - what you have left over when you subtract what you've forgotten from what you've learned. Experience - what you think you have until such time you acquire more. Idiot - any person who fails to see your point in a discussion. Lawyer - a cat that settles differences between two mice. Source bowwave.com