The lighter side

1. Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! 2. Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe! 3. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. 4. Q: Why does Santa have three gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. 5. Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll. 6. Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A: Crisp Cringle. 7. Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic. 8. Q: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? A: A Holly Davidson. 9. Q: What did the grape say to the raisin? A: 'Tis the season to be jelly. 10. Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! Source http://www.irishcentral.com