I can’t believe it’s been only four years since you told me the same Leap Year jokes.
Leap Year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time.
American despair: when Liberals realise 2020 is a Leap Year and Donald Trump will be their president for an extra day.
The real use of February 29: it takes a full day to explain what a Leap Year is.
What’s a kangaroo’s favourite year? You guessed it…
When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor.