Some of our favourite one-liners
- Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
- Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
- I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
- I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
- I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.
