These escaped the proof-readers’ eyes:
"Include your children when baking cookies!
"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
"British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
"Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
"A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetising forms.
"Dinner Special --
Turkey $2.35;
Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00.
"For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
"Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
"Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
"Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory
"Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
"We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
"No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
"For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
"Great Dames for sale.
"Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful
condition.
"Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
"Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
"Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Source: Bow Wave
