The Sunday before Thanksgiving, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money.
He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a US$1 000 bill in the offering.
He was so excited and said he would like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she had given so much and in thanks, asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him, and him, and him."
Source: SFWjokes.com
