The lighter side

Questions that haunt me:

• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

• What disease did cured ham actually have?

• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

• Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?