1. What do you get if you play a supply chain country song backwards? You get your revenue back, you get your margin back, you get your on-time delivery back.
2. How many supply chain planners does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light bulbs are late.
3. What’s the difference between big foot and an accurate forecast? Big foot has been sighted.
4. The easiest way to find that missing inventory is to place a new PO.
5. If you’re a supplier and you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of delivery dates.
Source: 21st Century Supply Chain
The lighter side
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