It's amazing how obsessed everyone's become with their phones, playing with their phones all the time -- at restaurants, movies, gym (so I've heard), while driving, eating, walking, talking.
The other day I was at a funeral when the person next to me asked: "Rabbi, what's the wifi password at the cemetery?"
The Rabbi told him, "Have some respect for the dead!"
"Thank you Rabbi," the person replied.
After a pause, he asked, "Is that all lower case?"
