- Why don’t you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
- How does NASA organise their company parties? They planet.
- What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. It just waved.
- Why did the mushroom like to party so much? Because he was a fun-guy.
- How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card.
- What’s the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
Source: Thoughtcatalogue.com
