- What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
- Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
- Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
- It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Source: Distractify
