A collection of some of the most humorous quotes: • I'm all in favour of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) • Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat • If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) • When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein • And the great classic: Lady Astor: "Mr Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."
